Rottie Brady and Pitbull Sammy - Get those mountain lions straight

Babee  Blue

 



Ma, would you tell me about the time when the mountain lions tried to make trouble for Omar's pack, before I was born. Why did they do that, Ma.

How did Rottie Brady and Pitbull Sammy show them a thing or two?

 

 

Okay Babee, since you're being such a good boy. I'll start from the beginning.

The mountain lions were being very bad.

Was a sunny day

Big things on the way

At K-9 Town, USA.

 

Rottweiler Brady

And Pitbull Sammy

Enjoying the month of May.

 

They were on their way

Back to the pack

To tell leader Omar Blue

They’d just been accosted

By mountain lions

And what they had to do.

 

They met up with Omar

Headed their way

He asked, “What you two up to”

Pitbull Sammy was glad to speak,

“We were coming to find you.

 

We met some mountain lions back there

One even threw a threat

He teed Professor Brady off

Don’t think he’s got up yet.”

 

Pitbull Sammy

 

 

“I’m Professor Brady only to the Pack

Outside I’m Rottweiler Brady

Ain’t like he didn’t know my name

And said teaching was for a lady.

Rottweiler Brady

 

I taught him quick

How a teacher teaches

mountain lions too

Then we figured in case they’re hunting trouble

We’d better come tell you.

 

The mountain lions are starting up

Don’t think they like us here

May as well bring it to a head

Make sure they have it clear.

 

Was the lion Booby

Leading them

A total of only three

Who would have thought

They’d have the nerve

To confront this pit and me.

 

Then Pitbull Sammy spoke again

A big smile on his face

“I was hoping they all would join in

But the others kept their place.

 

I agree with Brady

Somethings up

We think they had it planned

But they didn’t guess the consequence

Of calling the professor’s hand.”

 

Omar looked at both of them

Proud to have them in his pack

“We’ll alert the rest of the Elders

And hope those cats come back.

 

In the meantime

Get them outta your heads

There’s other things to do

We’re taking a trip

To see my kin

I want them to meet you.

 

We’re all a little restless

It’s time for the puppies first run

It will do us all

A bit of good

And we’ll have a lot of fun.”

PUPPY TALK

K-9 Town was buzzing

They were visiting Omar’s kin

The females were getting things ready

The puppies were in the den.

 

The other puppies were silent

While listening to Lee, Lii and Luu

Tell how Professor Brady

Broke the mountain lion in two.

 

The Chihuahua puppy triplets

Were the puppy leaders too

Said the lions should have come to them

To hear what their professor could do.

 

They laughed till their

Little tummies ached

And then they laughed some more

Said “Bet we could handle

That mountain lion

If he ever knocks on our door.

 

Or maybe we’ll get to see him

On the way to leader Omar’s kin

We’ll run away from the shepherds

And beat him up again.

 

It was then Poodle Sophie Jean came in

Schoolmarm and Brady’s wife

She had to hold her laugher in

It might just save a life.

 “What’s this you say

About running away

While the shepherds are watching you

I tell you now if you try it

We’ll be all over you.

 

Not talking about the professor

Not talking about the shepherds too

Cause me and the female Elders

Are the ones who’ll handle you.

 

Now quiet down

And take a nap

There’s a long, long trip ahead

When you wake up we’ll be leaving

But remember what I just said.”

 

The puppies heard

Every word she said

And knew each one was true

The female Elders didn’t play

When they came after you.

 

They’d wait awhile

Till they got big

That lion would still be there

They’d take the professor with them

Then the females wouldn’t care.

 

So off they went to dreamland

Nothing else they could do

In a few days they’d be bigger

They’d take Pitbull Sammy too.